Comfortable With the Size of My Muskens

According to a story at the Washington Post, there really is a bishop in the Netherlands named Tiny Muskens. This is the same bishop who advocated the use of condoms to prevent the spread of AIDS. Now he's going around saying that everyone ought to refer to God as "Allah". I suppose if I lived in the Netherlands I might be worried about losing my Muskens to rabid religious fanatics too, but let's get real.