Thursday, October 05, 2006

Finally, Some Practical Advice We Can All Use

Iran's Khameini explains the rules for masturbating during Ramadan.

Also, be sure to stand up when you're drinking water and don't bet on horses unless you're a jockey. You don't want to cause rioting in the streets, do you? That would be haram.

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